by Charlene and Liann Kaye Hey girl now, I don't usually bat for your team, but for you, i'll make an exception See there's this girl I know who's everything I wanna be I respect her so much, I would get down with her sexually And if I had her number, I'd be hitting her up text-ually Tell me Tina, how can I get you next to me? Always running through my head, I think of her incessantly There's something bout the way she wears that Snuggie so suggestively Take off your bossypants, come here and do it on the desk with me Oh you know that I would but you won't, cuz you don't like the ladies Cuz in that episode of 30 rock you wouldn't bang that hot chick Jack set you up with cuz he thought you were a lesbian But you're not a lesbian You just dress really bad But I don't care bout that, cuz I would go gay for Tina Fey (but only Tina Fey, she's the only girl for whom I would go gay) She's a woman of grace, booty and brains And even though I'm straight, She made me almost think Sara! h Palin was okay (key word almost, and that's a really big deal, girl) so if she said ok Any old day I would go gay For Tina Fey She hangs with the guys, but looks fly in a micro mini dress Got legs for miles and a smile that could kill the rest I'm the proud owner of a lady boner And it's my MO to get closer, I can't turn back now that I know her It started as a girl crush, but I think this could be love Don't tell me those eyes on my TV screen aren't looking at my stuff Your shoes are hideous and you
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